The small print
Terms
Last revised November 2026
Plain terms for a house that would rather be honest than impressive. What membership includes, what the house cannot promise, and what stays yours.
What this is
La Table Longue is a private cooking house: a set of rooms that help one host plan, execute and remember a dinner. It is software, written in five AI voices, and it is not a restaurant, a catering service, a chef, or a safety system.
Membership gives you access to the rooms described on the membership page. Those rooms will gain detail over time; nothing here promises that a specific feature will never change.
What the house cannot promise
It cannot guarantee that a dish, a menu or a plan is free from an allergen. The Guest Ledger is a memory aid. You must check every label and confirm with your guest, every time.
It cannot see, smell or taste your food. Everything it says about a pan, a sauce or an oven comes from what you wrote.
It does not give medical, nutritional or dietary advice, and nothing in it should be read as a health claim. Where food safety matters, follow the guidance of your local food safety authority.
It does not assert wine vintages, scores or availability. Pairing is by structure, weight and acidity, and anything specific about a bottle comes from what you entered.
It does not quote ingredient prices. If you want cost, you enter your own figures.
Your content stays yours
Your recipes, your photographs, your notes and your ledger belong to you. The house claims no ownership of them and will not publish them.
The house's own writing, its room design, its five voices and its menu-card typesetting belong to La Table Longue.
Member plans, printed sheets and menu cards carry a watermark naming the member they were issued to. Reproducing member material outside the household, or removing that watermark, is not permitted, and is handled under DMCA notice where it applies.
Membership and payment
Two seats are annual; one is a one-time payment for a household. There is no monthly billing and no charge per guest.
Annual membership renews for the period you chose. You may cancel renewal at any time from your account, and the seat stays open until the period ends. A one-time household seat does not renew.
If a charge is wrong, or you have been charged twice, contact support and it will be looked at. Nothing in these terms removes a refund right you have by law.
Using the house well
Do not attempt to copy the house's writing wholesale, resell access, share a single seat between households beyond the seats your membership includes, or use the rooms to produce material for another product.
Do not put other people's sensitive information into the house beyond what the ledger needs. Guest constraints should be the minimum needed to cook safely.
Responsibility
Cooking involves heat, sharp edges, raw ingredients and other people. You remain responsible for what you cook, how you store it and who you serve it to. The house helps you remember and plan; it does not take the work, or the risk, out of the kitchen.
To the extent the law allows, the house is not liable for indirect losses arising from a dinner, a menu or a bottle. Where liability cannot be excluded, it is limited to what you paid for the current membership period.
Changes and law
If these terms change in a way that matters, the house will say so in the account rather than quietly rewriting the page.
These terms are governed by the law that applies where the member lives, without affecting any mandatory consumer protection you are entitled to.
The five voices of this house are AI. They are defined by craft, never by biography. The house cannot see, smell or taste, and its guest ledger is a memory aid, not a safety guarantee.